Bad English is my birthright
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
I sometimes think that having a dog in the house is better than having an infant. At least the dog isn't as articulate and pointedly demanding as a child. You are proved wrong when the dog:
sits by the door you have shut to stop it wreaking havoc in another room, subtly making the point je ei ghor e ekhon amar thakar katha na. tai doya kore dorjata khule amay uddhar koro.
You have obliged and gone back to your stuff. You find it has procured a biscuit from somewhere and is finishing it on the sofa. You give it another, which it refuses to eat, places it politely nearby and looks up, expecting to be fed. When you do hold out the biscuit for it to eat, it takes bloody annoying dainty, testing bites, each time, and when you coax baba bachha kore to eat up fast, it looks up condescendingly and walks away.
It has been a mosquito-filled day and I haven't bathed, but sweated and a copy has to be written and phone researched and dinner eaten and advice taken for important stuff to be done tomorrow and I'm feeling bad at not having ironed and disgusted because both the parar kukur hardly had the huge platefuls of bhaat given, so you will understand if I say karuke dhore kelate ichhe korchhe and I wish the other parar kukur would be back soon.
sits by the door you have shut to stop it wreaking havoc in another room, subtly making the point je ei ghor e ekhon amar thakar katha na. tai doya kore dorjata khule amay uddhar koro.
You have obliged and gone back to your stuff. You find it has procured a biscuit from somewhere and is finishing it on the sofa. You give it another, which it refuses to eat, places it politely nearby and looks up, expecting to be fed. When you do hold out the biscuit for it to eat, it takes bloody annoying dainty, testing bites, each time, and when you coax baba bachha kore to eat up fast, it looks up condescendingly and walks away.
It has been a mosquito-filled day and I haven't bathed, but sweated and a copy has to be written and phone researched and dinner eaten and advice taken for important stuff to be done tomorrow and I'm feeling bad at not having ironed and disgusted because both the parar kukur hardly had the huge platefuls of bhaat given, so you will understand if I say karuke dhore kelate ichhe korchhe and I wish the other parar kukur would be back soon.
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Well, uh, here’s the thing, and I am a selfish old fart for saying this. Well, that your “nearest” ones desert you when you uh, need em the most. And then, well, you manage and are the stronger for it. Don’t mistake this for a oh-my-world is good chest thumping or determined to see the silver lining and ignore the actual dark cloud. I am struggling to manage, there are so many things it’s hard to think coherently, but well, I am still standing, messing up, but still around to mess up and still there to take the blows that come out of messing up. It’s going to be a long week and I could do with some sorting out in the head. But if, after three years and a bit more, I have someone turning on his heels and marching out because I have let my resentment show for his not being there when I needed (he had genuine reasons), I am not going to call after him. It’s hard, but like every hard thing, you learn. I learned to cope when baba died. I would tell myself everyday as I found never-ending reams of papers and worldly things to take care of that I had little clue about: whatever happens, I will survive. It might be bad, it might not be the best, but it’s still me, I am still standing and I will survive. I daresay I will survive even when and if I have no one behind me propping me up.
So well, it’s selfish to expect someone to be your confidence, to be the one to unentangle the knots in your head, to calm you. When you are unsure what you offer in return. But well, this is how I probably will always be, as selfish as this. And uh, well, I will probably still be standing. If only because I don’t know yet what gets me down. Please God, give me time before that happens.
So well, it’s selfish to expect someone to be your confidence, to be the one to unentangle the knots in your head, to calm you. When you are unsure what you offer in return. But well, this is how I probably will always be, as selfish as this. And uh, well, I will probably still be standing. If only because I don’t know yet what gets me down. Please God, give me time before that happens.
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Cspca was supposed to send a vehicle to pick up two of the strays we feed and another that another lady feeds for sterilisation. They could catch only mine. They came three and a half hours late, by which time I was tired, hungry and was feeling very dirty. I felt sorry and scared to think how it would be taken care of, whether it might injure itself furthur (it has an injured leg: a swollen joint and is limping) if bunged in with a lot of other strays. It was cringing into itself as I put it into the vehicle.
I did not know it would cost as much. 1600 rs is not little money for me if spent for a single dog.
I don’t trust cspca one bit. They don’t care about the animals.
I feel very helpless and close to tears. I am filled with rage at the appalling quality of service. Even 1600rs will not ensure that my dog will be in safe hands. I would not be worried if she were with Indrani, for instance.
The red tape there seems like a big wall to me. It angers me all the more to think that they should be throwing their weight around at people who are paying to have animals treated, when it is the very reason for their existence. And they have so much space, such large premises. I am afraid.
I did not know it would cost as much. 1600 rs is not little money for me if spent for a single dog.
I don’t trust cspca one bit. They don’t care about the animals.
I feel very helpless and close to tears. I am filled with rage at the appalling quality of service. Even 1600rs will not ensure that my dog will be in safe hands. I would not be worried if she were with Indrani, for instance.
The red tape there seems like a big wall to me. It angers me all the more to think that they should be throwing their weight around at people who are paying to have animals treated, when it is the very reason for their existence. And they have so much space, such large premises. I am afraid.
Friday, February 12, 2010
God, will you think me crazy if I go to a Mughlai restaurant and wolf biryani down my throat? After a non-descript healthy lunch of ruti and aloo peyaajkoli with achaar and one lovely nolengurer mishti? I also want to eat, right now, beautiful creamy dessert (take me to Mama Mia!), or pork momo, lovely succulent pork momo drooping fat. I will be a successor to Anthony Bourdain yet.
That twit Anthony Bourdain, I was completely disgusted by yesterday's episode of whatever food show he is hosting now. Being so all high and mighty saying, why do food bloggers get acrimonious over food, why do they take pictures of a dish before eating it? After all, it's just food. Bah! You make your millions doing the same thing and howmuchever you gel your hair, oohaah over whatever food you are tasting in whichever country, you will (er, probably) never be a good cook. It gets very samey after a while, Anthony Bourdain does. And it seems to me that he gushes over everythign he eats because it's his job to gush. Let me go check out his blog.
Saturday, February 06, 2010
So I’ve been awake since 9 in the morning, which for me should be gobhir ratri since I went to sleep at 3.30am or thereabouts. But the cook comes at that time and I have to hang around while she works because my mother is staying over at my grandfather’s, whose all time help has gone to her desh indefinitely because her husband is dying, taking some rice and two potatoes in a putuli along the way, without informing my grandfather, at which he is furious, which my mother thought was very unjust of my g, since the help’s family does not give her food, but I told her that she should have informed him and taken it and then he wouldn’t have been so furious and would have happily agreed, because regardless of why you take something, if you do it without telling people, then it’s thievery. My mother is also unable to say how my 85-year-old g with faltering sight found 2 potatoes and a cup of rice missing.
These are things my mother narrates when she returns from dadur bari, by which time I am ballistic with sleep. I am invited by my mother to opine and of course we differ and then we fight and then she says I have strange ideas which have been put there by random person about whom she isn’t feeling kindly a ce-moment la, at which I become angry some more and list the bad things that have happened to me on account of her and then I go away feeling like shit.
So so today, nothing of the sort has happened, but only because we haven’t had a chance to really come face to face, because she was with the dog since after she returned, while I was talking to the cleanliness freak maid who insisted on cleaning the kitchen tiles even though she was getting late for my dadur bari, and she hadn’t gone yesterday evening, so my dadu was bound to be raging. I was watching fascinated as she cleaned off old grime to reveal sparkling surfaces. I like that very very much. It’s why I like to clean toilets, remove iron from bathroom tiles: there’s a lot of satisfaction in revealing the gleaming surface behind the dirt. I hate dust, though. Can’t seem to get my way around it. I just seem to sift it from place to place instead of getting rid of it. My boyfriend is very good with dust.
So today, I have a holiday, so I am going to go back and sleep some more and in the afternoon, go looking for clothes. If I can keep my head and get away soon, it will be pleasant and not turn into a traumatic, harrowing incident.
Also also, I really like the song Ibn-e-Batuta from the film Ishqiya, along with Dil toh bachha hai ji from the same film, which I have been listening to everyday and now. Toh I was singing it to my boyfriend with great gusto on the phone one night and he said, abar ta-ta kore gaan gaichho? I was deeply embarrassed, but would now like to clarify that the song really does have a ta-ta refrain: bagal mein joota, ta… ta and so on. So there.
These are things my mother narrates when she returns from dadur bari, by which time I am ballistic with sleep. I am invited by my mother to opine and of course we differ and then we fight and then she says I have strange ideas which have been put there by random person about whom she isn’t feeling kindly a ce-moment la, at which I become angry some more and list the bad things that have happened to me on account of her and then I go away feeling like shit.
So so today, nothing of the sort has happened, but only because we haven’t had a chance to really come face to face, because she was with the dog since after she returned, while I was talking to the cleanliness freak maid who insisted on cleaning the kitchen tiles even though she was getting late for my dadur bari, and she hadn’t gone yesterday evening, so my dadu was bound to be raging. I was watching fascinated as she cleaned off old grime to reveal sparkling surfaces. I like that very very much. It’s why I like to clean toilets, remove iron from bathroom tiles: there’s a lot of satisfaction in revealing the gleaming surface behind the dirt. I hate dust, though. Can’t seem to get my way around it. I just seem to sift it from place to place instead of getting rid of it. My boyfriend is very good with dust.
So today, I have a holiday, so I am going to go back and sleep some more and in the afternoon, go looking for clothes. If I can keep my head and get away soon, it will be pleasant and not turn into a traumatic, harrowing incident.
Also also, I really like the song Ibn-e-Batuta from the film Ishqiya, along with Dil toh bachha hai ji from the same film, which I have been listening to everyday and now. Toh I was singing it to my boyfriend with great gusto on the phone one night and he said, abar ta-ta kore gaan gaichho? I was deeply embarrassed, but would now like to clarify that the song really does have a ta-ta refrain: bagal mein joota, ta… ta and so on. So there.
Friday, February 05, 2010
The Whine
Uh, by writing about the following problem, I will take writing about personal stuff to a new level: new high, new low. So, well, my mum is 53 and has diabetes and another disorder. At rather a late time for our family, I have decided/ had decided about six months ago, that we will get ourselves medical insurance. Much testing (for ma) later, an agent has kindly told me that you can’t get insurance for people with diabetes etc unless you can show that reports are normal. The other policy there is will not cover the entire expenses of a hospital stay. So suddenly I am hyper worried about something that I was casual about earlier because I knew that whenever I submitted the forms and turned in the cheque, the job would be done, we’d be insured.
2nd, I am coveting bags: the kind women take, on one shoulder. Good leather, medium sized, something bound to be expensive and is utterly unnecessary. Ek shomoy hoyto ichhe hobe chhure phele di shoto hosto dure. Like I feel about the disgusting orna I bought to wear with a pretty salwar kameez to a wedding and for whose design I spent a couple of poring on the Internet.
I have a thing: I have decided that I will try everything that Nahoum’s makes one by one, trip by trip. So, I feel particular satisfaction when I wolf down a tasteless custard cream roll with gusto. It’s easy to imagine that it will be horrible. I saw the man at the shop lift it up from its place in the glass windows, it’s yellow vanilla bottom showing and knew. Imagine, jaast imagine: thick, floury, gyadgade yellow muck stuffed into patty. Among good things at Nahoum’s: chocolate éclair, though there is too much of it in one piece, beautiful chocolate brownies, nice pizza puff and cheese samosa thingy, garlic bread o bhalo, but daam o bhalo. And ginger biscuits too. Rest I haven’t tried/ are mucky things. Nahoum’s’ owner pays to get dogs near his shop sterilised. Which is a very nice thing.
Also pup affair: pup alive, which is very very kind of God to have let happen. But also, no home for it, except the garage, from which he keeps escaping onto the road. And he is really tiny. Pups make me warm and fuzzy inside. Sunayana had once written of wanting to softly swaddle a wee newborn, this is something like that. You want to cosset a tiny puppy and take it to sleep beside you. Only up to a limit, mind. Waking thrice in the night because of the puppy was some crazy shit.
My vet told me that cat hishoo smells something terrible. Much worse than dog hishoo, he clarified. Now when I go to Sraboni’s house, I take in the animal smells with new knowledge. I now know it’s all cat hishoo. It’s stronger than dog pee, but definitely not as bas as the vet had made it sound. Shala vet, for all his way with animals, he was subtly telling me that taking in all this puppy wuppy was crazy. Crazy is what they might make me feel after a time if I have to constantly monitor them, but if you can take care of them endlessly, that’s fine.
The following are the examples of bags I covet:
I would be happier carrying the green one, but the metallic thingy would be what I should carry, considering what I would like to look like.
Uh, by writing about the following problem, I will take writing about personal stuff to a new level: new high, new low. So, well, my mum is 53 and has diabetes and another disorder. At rather a late time for our family, I have decided/ had decided about six months ago, that we will get ourselves medical insurance. Much testing (for ma) later, an agent has kindly told me that you can’t get insurance for people with diabetes etc unless you can show that reports are normal. The other policy there is will not cover the entire expenses of a hospital stay. So suddenly I am hyper worried about something that I was casual about earlier because I knew that whenever I submitted the forms and turned in the cheque, the job would be done, we’d be insured.
2nd, I am coveting bags: the kind women take, on one shoulder. Good leather, medium sized, something bound to be expensive and is utterly unnecessary. Ek shomoy hoyto ichhe hobe chhure phele di shoto hosto dure. Like I feel about the disgusting orna I bought to wear with a pretty salwar kameez to a wedding and for whose design I spent a couple of poring on the Internet.
I have a thing: I have decided that I will try everything that Nahoum’s makes one by one, trip by trip. So, I feel particular satisfaction when I wolf down a tasteless custard cream roll with gusto. It’s easy to imagine that it will be horrible. I saw the man at the shop lift it up from its place in the glass windows, it’s yellow vanilla bottom showing and knew. Imagine, jaast imagine: thick, floury, gyadgade yellow muck stuffed into patty. Among good things at Nahoum’s: chocolate éclair, though there is too much of it in one piece, beautiful chocolate brownies, nice pizza puff and cheese samosa thingy, garlic bread o bhalo, but daam o bhalo. And ginger biscuits too. Rest I haven’t tried/ are mucky things. Nahoum’s’ owner pays to get dogs near his shop sterilised. Which is a very nice thing.
Also pup affair: pup alive, which is very very kind of God to have let happen. But also, no home for it, except the garage, from which he keeps escaping onto the road. And he is really tiny. Pups make me warm and fuzzy inside. Sunayana had once written of wanting to softly swaddle a wee newborn, this is something like that. You want to cosset a tiny puppy and take it to sleep beside you. Only up to a limit, mind. Waking thrice in the night because of the puppy was some crazy shit.
My vet told me that cat hishoo smells something terrible. Much worse than dog hishoo, he clarified. Now when I go to Sraboni’s house, I take in the animal smells with new knowledge. I now know it’s all cat hishoo. It’s stronger than dog pee, but definitely not as bas as the vet had made it sound. Shala vet, for all his way with animals, he was subtly telling me that taking in all this puppy wuppy was crazy. Crazy is what they might make me feel after a time if I have to constantly monitor them, but if you can take care of them endlessly, that’s fine.
The following are the examples of bags I covet:
I would be happier carrying the green one, but the metallic thingy would be what I should carry, considering what I would like to look like.
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